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They leave me and I love them more.
Maurice Sendak (via larmoyante)(via pin-peyeh-obe)
Posted on January 22, 2013 via Larmoyante with 1,869 notes
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Best scene from Home Alone!
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Posted on November 6, 2012 via Melancholy with 35,935 notes
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Posted on October 28, 2012 via Sand & Glass with 109,083 notes
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Posted on October 28, 2012 via *collective sigh* with 350,404 notes
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I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.
Walter Bishop (via sick-prick)(via offwiththefaeries)
Posted on October 28, 2012 via séduisant with 20,339 notes
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.When chemists die, they barium.Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?Broken pencils are pointless.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.Posted on October 28, 2012 via Death to Normalcy with 151,819 notes
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Posted on July 17, 2012 via observando with 603 notes
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Hi, I'm a whiner with delusions of grandeur and Windows 7 was my idea
Art Student. 22. Canadian. Etc.
